Wednesday, September 27, 2006

4 Hours of Gibberish...

...from Gerethan and we couldn't take anymore!

So, recent events convinced us that we had to confront the dark cloud over our heads. That cloud, of course, being C'thun. Last night we cleared to C'thun. Tonight, after being cold for 2 months and having a fresh raiding core, we killed C'thun at around 11:30. 56% on first weakness, 16% on second, 0% on third. Not bad, considering some people in the raid had never seen C'thun before.

No flasks. No bugs. Just skill.

Grats Gerethan on Avenger's Breastplate, Arosyth on Enigma Robes, Adeas on Dark Edge of Insanity, Skyshadow on Belt of Never-ending Agony and Elnaril on Ring of the Fallen God.

C'thun is an incredibly fun fight. I would argue that it's the best encounter in the game so far. Now that C'thun is down, let the Naxx cockblocks begin.


Thursday, September 21, 2006

Maexxna Eats Sword, Dies, Film at 11

We didn't quite make my goal of clearing the spider wing by Monday. Sorry for the disappointment.
Here's a little history:
Sunday, first night of attempts: a 2% wipe
Monday, second night of attempts: 1x 2% wipe, 2x 1% wipes
Wednesday: EPIX

LoH is known for its "1% curse," which we've managed to avoid for quite some time; but it unfortunately resurfaced.

Maex squashed.  WTF 1% WIPES.

Grats Arosyth on Frostfire Gloves, Lot on Dreadnaught Gloves and Cureit on Pendant of Forgotten Names.
I guess the end boss of a wing isn't worthy of carrying a GOOD neck piece.

I didn't fraps this one again because I frapsed all of our previous attempts and people were calling it "bad luck." So stay tuned for a video next week.


Special Treat!
Because it's the season for school and people are leaving the game for various reasons, Lot put together a generic "Goodbye" letter for people to use when a friend or colleague leaves the guild.

Dear [leaving member],

I was so sorry to hear
1) that you are leaving.
2) that you survived the fire.
3) that you plan to reproduce

I remember when you first joined the guild and
1) you immediately became a member of the family.
2) you tried to cyber with obligated.
3) you sent everyone nudes of yourself.
4) Deathfox gave you AIDS.

Remembering times like that make me
1) wish you wouldn't leave.
2) want to puke.
3) wish we had chosen pokelok over you.
4) remember to use more gasoline next time.

Your personality
1) warmed everyone's hearts.
2) made us all laugh.
3) reminded me of the people on trial at nuremberg.
4) made atmos seem level headed.

The fact that you are leaving
1) will make everyone sad.
2) makes me really want to play again.
3) means we can start using free-for-all again.

I hope you have a lot of success
1) in real life.
2) with your same-sex marriage.
3) collecting cans on the side of the highway for crack money.
4) with that sexual harassment lawsuit.

In closing I would just like to say
1) godspeed.
2) fuck you.
3) next time DIE in the fire.
4) I wish your mother would have swallowed instead.

[your name]

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Noth: Outbreak Contained

As I said before: Noth soon. After Lot casted Iron Fist, we downed him two attempts later. This was after we realized something crucial: Kill the adds. Fast. Whoa. Revelation. There's something to be said about consumables on this fight...

Noth: Owned by LoH

No, we didn't wipe. We just wanted to lay down for the pic for some odd reason. Grats Snail on new belt and grats Sylvius on Cloak of the Scourge.

Goal: Spider Wing cleared by Monday.


P.S. God am I pissed off I didn't FRAPS this one...

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Just a Widow Bit Further in Naxx

Grand Widow Faerlina fell. Fun encounter. It's refreshing to have a really fast-paced fight.

Grand Widow is le dead

Grats Obligated on bracers, Delanos on another splinter and Cyna on the FrR shoulders.

I know I said "Noth soon..." Hopefully tomorrow night. We took a detour because our decursers have this thing called "Real Life" or some shit.

Once I make a video page, I'll link to our videos. In the meantime, enjoy:
Legacy of Honor vs. Grand Widow Faerlina